May 2009
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Melvin Beederman - Dead Guy Interviews - William...
Greg: Eating! My favorite subject. Let's talk ice cream.
William: Pointless. . . . Like giving caviar to an elephant.
Greg: Okay, back to writing. How about a tip for writers, you Nobel Prize winner you.
William: Read, read, read. Read everything - trash, classics, good and bad, and see how they do it. Just like a carpenter who works as an apprentice and studies the master. Read! You'll absorb it. Then write. If it is good, you'll find out. If it's not, throw it out the window.
Greg: What if you don't have a window?
William: Who doesn't have a window?
Greg: Homeless people. But let's move on. You've had your disputes with Earnest Hemingway over style. Any thoughts?
William: He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to a dictionary.
“…This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t care.”
– Man and Woman’s Poem
“Ferris Bueller” house is for sale →
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WatchSorry I’m Late
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Cake - Short Skirt, Long Jacket
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“Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because...”
– Andy Bernard (via theofficequotes)
Elderly People Review Dan Deacon, The Doves,... →
headunderwater:
These are probably some of the funniest, cutest, and most honest music reviews you’ll ever see. The people over at Scrapple.tv run a weekly web TV show called Breakfast at Sulimay’s. The show takes place inside a diner in the Fishtown neighborhood of Philly. Every week, Bill, Ann, and Joe listen to some current artists and give us their honest, unadulterated opinions. In this...
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Use Me by My Brightest Diamond originally by Bill...
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Hulu Desktop →
nostrich:
As far as I’m concerned, this makes Boxee or Boxxy or whatever just about useless. The interface is way better, and 90% of what I ever stream is on Hulu.
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100 Terrific Productivity Tools for the Bored or... →
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reblog with how you came up with your tumblr URL
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people sometimes spell my name kc
well my story sucks. it used to be mallomarsandlemonade, but i found out this frightening junior was reading it and making fun of me, so i changed it hastily. haaa pathetic.
i was arguing with my neighbor about my music being loud,...
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Lebowski Fest at Bonnaroo!
earsofthebeholder:
EOTB abides! More info.
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Here I Am - Lyle Lovett Live in Texas
(One of my...
Inside IDEO →
“3) You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.”
– Bits & Pieces » Top 20 ways to say, “Your fly is open”
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Watchwee see - collection two on Vimeo
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“Never look back unless you are planning to go that way.”
– Henry David Thoreau (via hunsonisgroovy)
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RunPee.com
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RunPee.com gives you the best times to run to the loo during a flick and a synopsis of what you missed. For example, during Star Trek a recommended pee break is at about 1 hour and 20 minutes in when Scotty gets beamed into the plumbing. An iPhone app is coming this summer.
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The Black Keys / Have Love Will Travel
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Poladroid project | the easiest and funniest... →
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Tweeting Too Hard →
Watchsoupsoup:
Another favorite SNL sketch starring Eddie Murphy
White Like Me
(Editorial Note)
Being understaffed at work has forced me to tumble away from Tumblr.
I apologize profusely, and will resume the sharing of extra awesomeness / extra goodness as soon as the cavalry arrives.
Cheers!
-Jones
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Saturday Night Live - Digital Short: Motherlover -... →
Definitely an extraawesome video, but I have children…so, just a link.
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WatchImmigrant Tale - SNL 05/09/2007
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WatchMom Translator - SNL 05/09/2009
“Peter Sarsgaard & Maggie Gyllenhaal were married this past weekend, the...”
– Weekend Update with Seth Myers. (via soupsoup)
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